My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.
i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with”
Series VII. Royal blue dresses by Mary Magdalene.
I’ve been wondering all along if you would turn out to be that lovely girl I met on May Day. Why were you scared then?
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Queen you shall be... until there comes another, younger and
more beautiful to cast you down and take all that you hold dear.
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“I’m terrified of the female vagina” x
yeah well.. we have to go through that.. fark…
after about 120 hours of work placement with children, I think its worth it.
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have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
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